Typecasting

For eons, men have sat around, swigging beer (or
another liquid libation), and whistled, cat called,
or otherwise commented on us ladies' various
(mostly) physical characteristics.
We have cursed, snickered, winked, smiled, and
frowned at these various affronts or compliments,
depending on how we construed them.

But whatever our attitudes, now we can do some
virtual whistles, catcalls, and comments of our
own as we look at men as cartoon-like types,
more real, perhaps, than not.

Here are the types I have identified after years of
studying the male gender.

Whether you can or whether you can't,
I'm going to give you the answer,
and here it is.
We won don't know squat about man,
and THAT'S a big problem when
we're trying to woo the man and
win the war!

You see ladies, the deal is,
the Mars/Venus thing is true.
We don't understand what makes men tick,
and they don't understand women.
So, if you want to woo the man and win,
you've got to know what motivates him,
what makes him tick, what gets his juices flowing.

Critics

I know, I know, I know,
I am about to set off
a virtual equal rights revolution here by
categorizing men into types.
But when the table is reversed,
and you can bet it will be,

would you care if men did the same to you?

See, there's the number 1 difference between our sexes.
Women just don't care about stuff like that.
And this next statement will get me into a world of trouble --
men are totally differently wired then women.
But ladies, please do remember one thing --
there is this thing called free speech.

I am sure that even without going further you
have a picture in your mind of what each one of
these guys looks like.
Well, let's see if your picture matches mine.

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